- Watched The Wire with Lily all night... Got halfway through ep. 13 before realizing we totally skipped ep. 11. #
- Strangely, this basically still made sense, other than 1 or 2 things #
- My mouth is dry. I'm getting water. #thingsyoucareabout #
- Things I heard from people's cars while waiting for the bus: 2 Eminem tracks, 1 Drake #hiphopstats #
- I went to the break room to get coffee but forgot my mug. A coworker saw me come in so I washed my hands to cover up my shame #
- After you apply for a passport, how long does it take to get it? #
- C'mon, Cartoon Network. 16 episodes for Venture Bros S4 and you're releasing them as 2 2-DVD sets? #
- Ebert calling Memento a possible "warm-up" to Inception has sent my hype sense into overload. #
- Pitchfork is seeking writers? Do I dare betray @OswaldHobbes for the glitz and glamor of Fleet Foxes' teat? #
- Returning to work. Dinosaue rawr. #
- I forgot to wear a belt to work today (again). Doing as little standing up and walking as possible. #
- I think my work has finally blocked Gmail's AIM access. #closingin #freedom #
- All of Boston's trending topics are NBA players.. except the Tony Awards. Except Tony Awards. Maybe. #
- There's a rumor that the @newburycomics in my area might close if it can't move. If that happens, I will move elsewhere within that week. #
- Dammit. There's too much food in my apartment to NOT cook dinner. #
- Man, it's been forever since I had to touch up my resume. This is exciting! #
- I have 0 unfollowers, but several people who didn't follow me back. I'd destroy them, but one is my girlfriend. #
- Truly, not having a filing cabinet for my important documents is my Achilles' heel. #
- All y'all who follow me on Twitter & have i[product]: get TweetDefense. Addicting as hell, free today for iPhone & iPad #
- Oh World Cup. You will be missed. May you return in four years, hopefully bearing gifts. #
- Netflix thinks I'll give The Calamari Wrestler 4 stars. Used to say 3.5. They corrected themselves without me. #
- Kinda wish there was a WWE game on the iPad (HINT HINT, THQ) #
- My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Prince (84), The-Dream (27) and Big Boi (21) bit.ly/bStQXQ #
- So if Miami doesn't make it to the finals, 100,000% of the blame falls on LeBron's shoulders, right? #
- I like this Olivia Munn segment. #dailyshow #
- But. Her. Delivery is. Still. Kinda. Halting. And awkward. I. Admit. #
- The Great Wire Rewatch continues. What's up with the lighting in this scene with the judge? Downright angelic #
- I think I'm gonna just wind up listening to Sir Lucious Left Foot every day for the rest of the year #
- Watching Colbert right now; his segment on gun control was followed by an ad: "The hairpin trigger game for Wii has finally come" #
- Considering the director of Saw 3D TTCA released a statement including the word "die-mensions," I'm not surprised at the title. #
- Hey y'all. I got Skype. jerocrowe7 #
- LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP TIPS JERE NEEDS THEM OR WILL IMPLODE INTO SADNESS #
- Lizzie McGuire TT is 95% tweets asking why it is trending. The world eats its own ass. #
- The great Wire rewatch begins. When does McNulty's accent stop being British? #
- ALL 7 AND WE'LL WATCH THEM FALL THEY STAND IN THE WAY OF LOVE AND WE WILL SMOKE THEM ALL bit.ly/bJOcem #tweet7777 #
- Lily just watched the double rainbow vid for the first time. It's almost like a triple rainbow. #
- It was awfully nice of Starz to wait for me to finish Party Down yesterday before announcing they'd take it off Netflix #
- No @ebertchicago I don't think I'd value a great video game over Huck Finn, the same way I don't value The Godfather over the Sistine Chapel #
- Oh no, Bubbles fell off the wagon and turned up in Hollywood #partydown #
- I'm on vacation. My job should not be on my mind. ARRRRGGGHHHHHH GO AWAY JOB #
- LOL'd at this: "Is the AV Club going review Dragon Quest IX? I hope so." "Failed sevenzzzeessss?" "That's a nine, dipshit." #
- Fuck. Y'all coulda told me AMC was marathoning S1 of Mad Men when I asked about catching up to it. #noharmdone #willcatchupb4season5 #
- Just watched The Triplets of Belleville for the first time. What a wonderful little movie. #
- To be fair to Prince, he's been trying to rip off fans via the internet since 1996. It's completely understandable that he'd give up now. #
- I just worked up a sweat playing Mario Strikers Charged. #pathetic #